STORYTIME

with !39z and Punk Rocky


 
 


One day a long short time ago in a galaxy vloser but further than you know, there lived a gingerbread man. He had a fun and boring life living in the close but far galaxy.




He would wake up and fall asleep simultaneously and ask himself what the fuck?
And then carry on . . . .

 
 

Anyway one day as the gingerbread man was falling asleep and waking up simultaneously he noticed out of the corner of his gingerbread eye a golden spanish stallion walking and running and falling over towards him


The stallion then went in to minimal and nonsensical detail about his issues and the fact he was sent on a quest by a ditzy blonde girl with one gigantic boob and one inverted one, to find and a treasure . . .



They battled many pathetic foes and crushed them unconvincingly. They, The gingerbread man and the Spanish stallion traveled for generations forwards and backwards thru time . . .

 


The spanish stallion came over to the gingerbread man who was falling awke and asleep and said all discombobulated and perturbed like AHHHHH! Help Me!!! I have an issue. The gingerbread man then said whilst falling awake and asleep. Yes my fine Spanish stallion what is your issue?

So the gingerbread man obliged and said well maybe. Yes No Err. And then they left. They travelled thru outer water . . .



And finally found and lost the thing that they had now completely forgotten about for the ditzy blonde giant boob and inverted boob girl.

 
 
 
 



 


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